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"'I'm with al-Qaida. I'm with them and I'm here to blow up things,' Asfaw said, according to Logan spokesman Phil Orlandella. Asfaw later told authorities he was only joking."

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Coco Pops blamed for Bermuda's obesity

"Coco Pops blamed for Bermuda's obesity Bermuda is blaming Coco Pops for its rise up the world obesity table. The Caribbean island is now the fourth fattest country in the world, according to the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development."

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Ernie Chambers

"On September 14, 2007, Sen. Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, seeking a permanent injunction ordering God to 'cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats...of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent'.[11] Sen. Chambers filed the lawsuit in response to another lawsuit filed in the state court that he considers to be frivolous and inappropriate.[12]"

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Hillary To Give All Poor People 50K A year

Written by Andrew Lawrence
Story written: 20 August 2007

(Washington) - Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, embarrassed by the number of poor people in the U.S., and wanting their vote, today pledged that, if elected, she will give every poor person in America $50,000 a year for the rest of their lives.

When asked how the government would pay for the 50K a year handout she responded, "As the government we never worry about paying for anything, we just spend money like a drunken sailor. Plus, it's about time the poor actually got something for being Democrats all these years."

When asked if the 50K a year handout would also be given to illegal immigrants, Senators Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein (D-California) replied, "Oh my, yes. This is America."

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Court throws out city's illegal immigration law | U.S. | Reuters

"U.S. District Judge James Munley said the city of Hazleton, 100 miles north of Philadelphia, was not allowed to implement a law that would fine businesses that hire illegal immigrants and penalize landlords who rent rooms to them. 'Federal law prohibits Hazleton from enforcing any of the provisions of its ordinances,'"

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Legislator Wants to Ban Term "Illegal Alien"

It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the horrific N-word wouldn't be the last term bureaucrats would try to forbid. State Senator Frederica Wilson wants to ban "illegal alien" from Florida's official documents. (#3)

Wilson kept encountering the distasteful phrase while trying to pass a bill granting in-state tuition to people who don't even belong in our country. She finds it "offensive" that illegal aliens are referred to as "illegal aliens."

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Black Shoppers Play Race Card on Toy’s ‘R’ Us : Right On!

Black Shoppers Play Race Card on Toy’s ‘R’ Us (#2)

July 13, 2007 | Filed Under Justice

Former Toy’s ‘R’ Us shoppers Patricia Drayton and Valerie Kirk have filed a racial discrimination lawsuit against Toy’s ‘R’ Us for stopping them at the exit to check their purchases against their receipt.

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Coffee Mug Fuels Controversy -- Courant.com

Coffee Mug Fuels Controversy (#1)

BOB MACDONNELL,
Hartford Courant,
July 25, 2007


By TRACY GORDON FOX
Courant Staff Writer
July 26, 2007

A coffee mug used by Department of Public Safety Commissioner John A. Danaher III showing the Confederate flag in a Civil War battle has angered black leaders who said it was insensitive to display a symbol of hate, particularly when the state police have been under fire for complaints of racism.

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