Thursday, March 5, 2009

What Latreasa Wants Latreasa Gets: She Came for Nuggets – She’s Leaving with Nuggets…Or Else!

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“This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman told police. “This is an emergency.”

In the spirit of David Hume, who famously said,“Tis not contrary to reason to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my finger,” Latreasa knows that her Nuggets make the world go ‘round.

What’s an emergency response system for if not to get Latreasa’s Nuggets to her post haste?

“”Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route “Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.””

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

HA HA


"'I'm with al-Qaida. I'm with them and I'm here to blow up things,' Asfaw said, according to Logan spokesman Phil Orlandella. Asfaw later told authorities he was only joking."

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Coco Pops blamed for Bermuda's obesity


"Coco Pops blamed for Bermuda's obesity Bermuda is blaming Coco Pops for its rise up the world obesity table. The Caribbean island is now the fourth fattest country in the world, according to the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development."

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Ernie Chambers




"On September 14, 2007, Sen. Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, seeking a permanent injunction ordering God to 'cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats...of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent'.[11] Sen. Chambers filed the lawsuit in response to another lawsuit filed in the state court that he considers to be frivolous and inappropriate.[12]"

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Hillary To Give All Poor People 50K A year


Written by Andrew Lawrence
Story written: 20 August 2007

(Washington) - Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, embarrassed by the number of poor people in the U.S., and wanting their vote, today pledged that, if elected, she will give every poor person in America $50,000 a year for the rest of their lives.

When asked how the government would pay for the 50K a year handout she responded, "As the government we never worry about paying for anything, we just spend money like a drunken sailor. Plus, it's about time the poor actually got something for being Democrats all these years."

When asked if the 50K a year handout would also be given to illegal immigrants, Senators Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein (D-California) replied, "Oh my, yes. This is America."


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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Court throws out city's illegal immigration law | U.S. | Reuters

"U.S. District Judge James Munley said the city of Hazleton, 100 miles north of Philadelphia, was not allowed to implement a law that would fine businesses that hire illegal immigrants and penalize landlords who rent rooms to them. 'Federal law prohibits Hazleton from enforcing any of the provisions of its ordinances,'"

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Legislator Wants to Ban Term "Illegal Alien"



It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the horrific N-word wouldn't be the last term bureaucrats would try to forbid. State Senator Frederica Wilson wants to ban "illegal alien" from Florida's official documents. (#3)

Wilson kept encountering the distasteful phrase while trying to pass a bill granting in-state tuition to people who don't even belong in our country. She finds it "offensive" that illegal aliens are referred to as "illegal aliens."

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